The New Boss
Moronic office drones Hank & Hal meet their new boss, Mr. Spunkmeyer, in this audio comedy series.
Written by Nate Henderson
No Show 56: The End
Episode 56, February 10th, 2012
Facebook Police: Facebook Cancer/Nicotine Burrito
Craptastic Product: “Reusable Disposable Cups”
Weekly Rant: No Show is ending, but stay tuned for our new podcast; Pop Mockers!
Coming Up Next: “That Annoying Neighbor” by Chris Cowan
No Show is a Clean Comedy Podcast from Breakroomstudios.com
No Show 54 – Ain’t No Secret
No Show Comedy Podcast Episode 54
AIR DATE: 1/27/12
”Old Time News”
Coming up on No Show…
1. Surfer Hal!
2. Jesus’ Birthday
3. The Secret!
And this just in:
Critics are hailing “Underworld: Awakening” as the best movie in the series. Of course, that’s sort of like saying Kim Jong-nam is the nicest evil dictator yet!
THEME SONG
COWAN:
“You’re listening to No Show: where we mock anything and everything“
Episode 54, January 27, 2012
-Introductions
Hank & Hal Skit
“Surfer Hal” by Chris Cowan
Facebook Police
“Where we police facebook”
Jesus’ Birthday.
Craptastic Product
“where we talk about craptastic products”
5lb Gummy Bear
Weekly Rant
“Where we choose a random topic… and talk about it”
“the secret”?
Closing
- Intro & Outro music provided by The Royaltons
Don’t touch that dial! Coming up next on…
The One-Upper Hour by Nate Henderson
JEFF: Ok, so now we’re going to discuss the type of car we own.
ANDY: Car?!? You mean you only have one?
JEFF: Of course I have more than one! I just meant our favorite one.
TED: Frankly I don’t see why we’re talking about our cars when we could talk about our private jets!
ANDY: Uhhh…. jets?!? Oh…. totally…. of course. Let me just get the brochure I got from the dealer… see ya!
JEFF: Where is he going?
70′s Outro by The Royaltons
53: Attainable Resolutions
AIR DATE: 1/6/12
”Old Time News”
NATE (Old Timey):
Coming up on No Show…
1. Hal passes the bar
2. Freeze poop with poopfreeze
3. Completely Attainable New Years Resolutions
And this just in:
Katy Perry holds the same record as Michael Jackson for most number one singles from an album, and in other news, people have spotted the four horsemen of the apocalypse. It’s about time.
THEME SONG
COWAN:
“You’re listening to No Show: where we mock anything and everything“
Episode 53, January 6, 2012
-Introductions
Hank & Hal Skit
“Hal Passes the Bar” by Chris Cowan
Facebook Police
“Where we police facebook”
-”Original Quotes”
-”Bellybutton + Q-tip = Awesome!”
Craptastic Product
“where we talk about craptastic products”
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73aL_4idVms
Weekly Rant
“Where we choose a random topic… and talk about it”
Completely Attainable New Years Resolutions
Closing
- Intro & Outro music provided by The Royaltons
- This week’s Hank & Hal skit written by Chris Cowan
- This week’s closing sketch written by Nate Henderson
Don’t touch that dial! Coming up next on…
Straight Eye for Queer Guy
John: So you see Gary, if you just let the ants do their job, the dishes eventually get clean.
Gary: Are you telling me that you don’t use the dishwasher with a standard eco-friendly non-abrasive soap cleanser?
John: Um… no. That would be kind of….. gay.
Gary: Oh right! Sorry.
Ted: And when you go to the bathroom, be it number 1 or 2, remember that a simple water rinse on the tips of the fingers is sufficient.
Gary: Can I use some hand sanitizer?!?
John: Gary, we talked about this…
Gary: Right, sorry! I’m just so glad you guys are here to help “straighten” me out!
Ted: And last but not least, a Q-tip in the ear, signals instant queer!
John: And if you’ve organized your closet, it means you’ve probably come out of one.
Gary: Phew! This list is extensive! Anyone up for mojitos?!?!?
Ted: Gary…
Gary: Right! Sorry, sorry….
70′s Outro
52: Gift Extrange
AIR DATE: 12/30/11
”Old Time News”
NATE (Old Timey):
Coming up on No Show…
1. Hal the Magician
2. Vengeful People on Facebook
3. A Post-Christmas Gift Exchange
And this just in:
Producers confirmed Dick Clark will again be counting down to 2012 on New Year’s Eve, calling the decision to honor Dick a “stroke” of genius.
THEME SONG
COWAN:
“You’re listening to No Show: where we mock anything and everything“
Episode 52, December 30th, 2011
-Introductions
Hank & Hal Skit
“Hal the Magician”
Facebook Police
“Where we police facebook”
- “waste of energy”
- “sew funny!”
Craptastic Product
“where we talk about craptastic products”
“Pasta Forks” submitted by Alexander De Frietas
Weekly Rant
“Where we choose a random topic… and talk about it”
Post-Christmas Gifts
Closing
- Intro & Outro music provided by The Royaltons
- This week’s Hank & Hal skit written by Chris Cowan
- This week’s closing sketch written by Nate Henderson & Chris Quandt
Don’t touch that dial! Coming up next on…
Ancient Mayan Theatre
51: Occupied
AIR DATE: 12/16/11
“Old Time News”
QUANDT:
Coming up on No Show…
1. Hank & Hal Occupy Generic Incorporated
2. Facebook Haters gonna hate
3. Why Occupy Wall Street is retarded
And this just in:
A 90-year-old Transvestite Cher impersonator just performed his final shown Las Vegas –oh wait, my bad! — That was ACTUAL Cher performing her final show.
THEME SONG
COWAN:
“You’re listening to No Show: where we mock anything and everything“
Episode 51, December 16, 2011
-Introductions
Hank & Hal
“Hank & Hal Occupy Generic, Inc”
Facebook Police
“Where we police facebook”
- Chris Brown makes people cry
Craptastic Product
“where we talk about craptastic products”
The Potty Putt
Weekly Rant
“Where we choose a random topic… and talk about it”
9 Reasons Why Occupy Wall Street is retarded
Reason #9: Lists of Demands/ Statements:
Reason #8: Pepper Spray Incident
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhPdH3wE0_Y&sns=fb
-hypocrisy; “media doesn’t tell the whole story!”
Reason #7: Including people in the 99% who don’t WANT to be the 99%!
Reason #6: Top 1 % pays about 37% of the income taxes, and the top 5% pay 57% of the income taxes. That’s not enough?
Reason #5: Kicking the HOMELESS people out of the parks where they were kicking it.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQzuuI8T3XE
Reason #4: Tons of photos of iphones, lap tops, $5 lattes = first world problems
Reason # 3: Trust Fund Baby Protester
Reason # 2: V for Vendetta/Guy Fawkes masks
- imitating an attempted murderer/anarchist
- purchased from the largest online retail corporation
- benefiting one of the largest media corporations
Reason # 1: Half of them don’t even know WHAT they’re protesting!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrPGoPFRUdc
Closing
- Intro & Outro music provided by The Royaltons
- This week’s Hank & Hal skit written byChris Cowan
- This week’s closing sketch written by Chris Cowan
- website, email address, phone number
-Donate-get your message out!
Don’t touch that dial! Coming up next on…
Brainstorming Justin Beiber’s Christmas Special
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