AIR DATE: 1/6/12
”Old Time News”
NATE (Old Timey):
Coming up on No Show…
1. Hal passes the bar
2. Freeze poop with poopfreeze
3. Completely Attainable New Years Resolutions
And this just in:
Katy Perry holds the same record as Michael Jackson for most number one singles from an album, and in other news, people have spotted the four horsemen of the apocalypse. It’s about time.
THEME SONG
COWAN:
“You’re listening to No Show: where we mock anything and everything“
Episode 53, January 6, 2012
-Introductions
Hank & Hal Skit
“Hal Passes the Bar” by Chris Cowan
Facebook Police
“Where we police facebook”
-”Original Quotes”
-”Bellybutton + Q-tip = Awesome!”
Craptastic Product
“where we talk about craptastic products”
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73aL_4idVms
Weekly Rant
“Where we choose a random topic… and talk about it”
Completely Attainable New Years Resolutions
Closing
- Intro & Outro music provided by The Royaltons
- This week’s Hank & Hal skit written by Chris Cowan
- This week’s closing sketch written by Nate Henderson
Don’t touch that dial! Coming up next on…
Straight Eye for Queer Guy
John: So you see Gary, if you just let the ants do their job, the dishes eventually get clean.
Gary: Are you telling me that you don’t use the dishwasher with a standard eco-friendly non-abrasive soap cleanser?
John: Um… no. That would be kind of….. gay.
Gary: Oh right! Sorry.
Ted: And when you go to the bathroom, be it number 1 or 2, remember that a simple water rinse on the tips of the fingers is sufficient.
Gary: Can I use some hand sanitizer?!?
John: Gary, we talked about this…
Gary: Right, sorry! I’m just so glad you guys are here to help “straighten” me out!
Ted: And last but not least, a Q-tip in the ear, signals instant queer!
John: And if you’ve organized your closet, it means you’ve probably come out of one.
Gary: Phew! This list is extensive! Anyone up for mojitos?!?!?
Ted: Gary…
Gary: Right! Sorry, sorry….
70′s Outro
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