Pop Mockers 03: Terrible Cartoon Reboots

Filed under News, No Show, Pop Mockers by on April 13, 2012 at 3:26 pm {no comments}

Pop Mockers: A clean pop culture comedy podcast from the Breakroom Studios Podcast Network that makes fun of all things pop culture and social media.

Pop Mockers Comedy Podcast – Episode 3: Terrible Cartoon Reboots

On This Episode:

1. Fishing for Facebook Compliments
2. Clean quickly with the Shticky
3. Cartoon shows that have been destroyed by reboots

This just in:

Katie Perry says she’ll be releasing a 3D concert movie the same week as Marvel’s The Avengers. Umm…. best of luck, Ms. Perry….

Facebook Police
“Where we police facebook”

Timeline Haters gonna Hate!

 

Well...?

Later…

Vaguebooking response

 

Craptastic Product
“where we talk about craptastic products/or people capitalizing on stupid stuff”

Clean in a quickie with the Schticky:

Weekly Rant
“Where we choose a random topic… and talk about it”

Cartoons we watched as kids that suck in the rebooted versions
Mickey Mouse
Classic Mickey:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbJjTiM2xdc
House of Mouse:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LcWUknPss4
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSsZPHL22RU
Looney Tunes
Classic Looney Tunes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFrUY2kMlfA
Tiny Toon Adventures:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CsG4bva02o
Baby Looney Tunes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzX7RWn9Qa0
NEW Looney Tunes on Cartoon Network:
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNdpo7XDX_E
Ninja Turtles
Original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5-RPp_j2Jk
New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgnrIAigm7Q
Batman
90′s Batman: The Animated Series:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEx9r5enZsk
“The Batman”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5PEkOCRmtk

If you have content suggestions for future episodes, please let us know!

Pop Mockers 02: Things We Hate About Movie Theaters

Filed under News, No Show, Pop Mockers by on April 6, 2012 at 9:03 am {no comments}

Pop Mockers: A clean pop culture comedy podcast from the Breakroom Studios Podcast Network that makes fun of all things pop culture and social media.

Pop Mockers Comedy Podcast – Episode 2: Things We Hate About Movie Theaters

On This Episode:

1. Our first Pinter-arrest!

2.Craptastic April Fools Products

3. Top 5 things we hate about going to movie theaters

This just in:

Three people were shot today. April Fools! Oh, wait… there really was a shooting? It was actually seven people? The police are waiting to notify families? It’s April 6th? I feel pretty bad right now.

Facebook Police
“Where we police facebook”

Hope the person in the photo doesn't have your same ego!

 

 

 

 

“This is my exact body shape… weird.. I mean to the T, big hips, small waist, big boobs. I just need that serious tan and then continue to shape and soften up my curves too. And I got this after 3 kiddos, so I can’t complain.. b/c I’d say I probably weight 10 lbs more than this girl but yeah! So happy to have our shape!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Iron Man is Clearly Too Yellow in this picture.

 ”Kent”: Iron Man has too much yellow.

Cowan: Yeah, TJ. Too bad I was trying to create an incredibly detailed masterpiece and not just playing some dumb doodle-guessing game.

“Kent”: Doesn’t change the fact Iron Man has too much yellow.

Cowan: You sure got me there, Teej. :-)

Esther: Yeah Chris iron man has too much yellow. Other than that it’s a perfect depiction. You really dropped the ball on that!!

 

Craptastic Product
“where we talk about craptastic products/or people capitalizing on stupid stuff”

ThinkGeek.com’s 2012 April Fools Products:

Hungry Hippos for iPad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM1n8QC0LeQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUowrnlMSPc

 

Keurig K-Cup 5-Star Meal:

 

Weekly Rant
“Where we choose a random topic… and talk about it”

Nate Henderson and Chris Cowan discuss the  TOP 5 Things We hate About going to Movie Theaters

 

If you have content suggestions for future episodes, please let us know!

The Hank & Hal Show 02: “The New Boss”

Filed under The Hank and Hal Show by on March 9, 2012 at 6:36 pm {no comments}

The New Boss

Moronic office drones Hank & Hal meet their new boss, Mr. Spunkmeyer, in this audio comedy series.

Written by Nate Henderson

No Show 55: Drop the SOPA

Filed under No Show by on February 2, 2012 at 11:30 pm {no comments}

No Show Comedy Podcast

Episode 55, February 2nd, 2012

Hank & Hal: “Hal goes to School” by Chris Cowan

Facebook Police: Is Tebow Jesus?

Craptastic Product: “The Booty Pillow”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KoTkjC8wZk

Weekly Rant: SOPA

Coming Up Next: “Two Video Gamers Stepping Into The Sunlight” by Nate Henderson

No Show Rewind: “Barbies Revealed”

Filed under No Show by on January 13, 2012 at 12:52 am {no comments}

In lieu of a brand new show, we’re sharing an episode from our old podcast, The MadCast. In this episode, we invite a girl to join us and promptly destroy everything she loves.

53: Attainable Resolutions

Filed under No Show by on January 5, 2012 at 8:15 pm {no comments}
AIR DATE: 1/6/12

 ”Old Time News”
NATE (Old Timey): 
Coming up on No Show…
1. Hal passes the bar
2. Freeze poop with poopfreeze
3. Completely Attainable New Years Resolutions
And this just in:
Katy Perry holds the same record as Michael Jackson for most number one singles from an album, and in other news, people have spotted the four horsemen of the apocalypse. It’s about time.
THEME SONG
COWAN:
“You’re listening to No Show:  where we mock anything and everything“
Episode 53, January 6, 2012
-Introductions
Hank & Hal Skit
“Hal Passes the Bar” by Chris Cowan
Facebook Police                       
“Where we police facebook”
-”Original Quotes”
 -”Bellybutton + Q-tip = Awesome!”

Craptastic Product
“where we talk about craptastic products”
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73aL_4idVms

Weekly Rant
“Where we choose a random topic… and talk about it”
Completely Attainable New Years Resolutions
Closing
- Intro & Outro music provided by The Royaltons
- This week’s Hank & Hal skit written by Chris Cowan
- This week’s closing sketch written by Nate Henderson

Don’t touch that dial!  Coming up next on…
Straight Eye for Queer Guy

John:    So you see Gary, if you just let the ants do their job, the dishes eventually get clean.

Gary:    Are you telling me that you don’t use the dishwasher with a standard eco-friendly non-abrasive soap cleanser?

John:    Um… no. That would be kind of….. gay.

Gary:    Oh right! Sorry.

Ted:     And when you go to the bathroom, be it number 1 or 2, remember that a simple water rinse on the tips of the fingers is sufficient.

Gary:    Can I use some hand sanitizer?!?

John:    Gary, we talked about this…

Gary:    Right, sorry! I’m just so glad you guys are here to help “straighten” me out!

Ted:     And last but not least, a Q-tip in the ear, signals instant queer!

John:   And if you’ve organized your closet, it means you’ve probably come out of one.

Gary:   Phew! This list is extensive! Anyone up for mojitos?!?!?

Ted:     Gary…

Gary:    Right! Sorry, sorry….



70′s Outro

52: Gift Extrange

Filed under No Show by on December 30, 2011 at 9:42 am {no comments}
AIR DATE: 12/30/11

 ”Old Time News”
NATE (Old Timey): 
Coming up on No Show…
1. Hal the Magician
2. Vengeful People on Facebook
3. A Post-Christmas Gift Exchange
And this just in:
Producers confirmed Dick Clark will again be counting down to 2012 on New Year’s Eve, calling the decision to honor Dick a “stroke” of genius.
THEME SONG
COWAN:
“You’re listening to No Show:  where we mock anything and everything“
Episode 52, December 30th, 2011
-Introductions
Hank & Hal Skit
“Hal the Magician”
Facebook Police                       
“Where we police facebook”

 - “waste of energy”
- “sew funny!”


Craptastic Product
“where we talk about craptastic products”
“Pasta Forks” submitted by Alexander De Frietas

Weekly Rant
“Where we choose a random topic… and talk about it”
Post-Christmas Gifts

Closing
- Intro & Outro music provided by The Royaltons
- This week’s Hank & Hal skit written by Chris Cowan
- This week’s closing sketch written by Nate Henderson & Chris Quandt

Don’t touch that dial!  Coming up next on…

Ancient Mayan Theatre

New Song: “Occupy Wall Street List”

Filed under No Show by on December 20, 2011 at 1:56 pm {no comments}

“Occupy Wall Street List”

A parody of “Grown-Up Christmas List”

Written & Sung by Chris Cowan

Do you remember me?
I majored in art history.
I worked really hard and earned a college degree.
I agreed to a student loan.
But can’t find a job of my own.
Now I’m asking you to pay it off for me…

So here’s my lifelong wish
My occupy wall street list
Not for myself, but for –okay, myself…

No more credit card payments
No tearing down our tents
Or pepper-spraying students!
Every man would have income
Even if he’s a lazy bum
Who spends it all on rum!
This is my Occupy Wall Street list

The 99% believes

the grandest sight to see
would be free money and unearned prosperity!
I think we paid our dues
When we bought our iPads brand-new,
Now it’s time.. for the rest to be paid by you!

no more paying for myself

not even by stocking shelves
…also, I want my own elf!
every man can poo where he wants
without being hassled by cops
for ruining public lawns!

What is this illusion called responsibility?
Sounds like a capitalist pig trying to force work ethic on me!

(instrumental)

No more jobs to drag us down,
No paying to live in my town,
Constant entertainment from circus clowns!
Every man would have an island,
Economic rights would all be banned
And unicorns! Lots of unicorns!

This is my Occupy Wall Street list
This is for the 99%
This is my Occupy Wall Street list


 For more Christmas parodies, check out: Christmas Booze

51: Occupied

Filed under No Show by on December 18, 2011 at 10:23 am {no comments}

 

AIR DATE: 12/16/11

“Old Time News”
QUANDT:
Coming up on No Show…
1. Hank & Hal Occupy Generic Incorporated
2. Facebook Haters gonna hate
3. Why Occupy Wall Street is retarded
And this just in:
A 90-year-old Transvestite Cher impersonator just performed his final shown Las Vegas –oh wait, my bad! — That was ACTUAL Cher performing her final show.
THEME SONG
COWAN:
“You’re listening to No Show: where we mock anything and everything“
Episode 51, December 16, 2011
-Introductions
Hank & Hal
“Hank & Hal Occupy Generic, Inc”
Facebook Police
“Where we police facebook”
- Chris Brown makes people cry

Craptastic Product
“where we talk about craptastic products”
The Potty Putt

Weekly Rant
“Where we choose a random topic… and talk about it”
9 Reasons Why Occupy Wall Street is retarded
Reason #9: Lists of Demands/ Statements:
Reason #8: Pepper Spray Incident
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhPdH3wE0_Y&sns=fb
-hypocrisy; “media doesn’t tell the whole story!”
Reason #7: Including people in the 99% who don’t WANT to be the 99%!
Reason #6: Top 1 % pays about 37% of the income taxes, and the top 5% pay 57% of the income taxes. That’s not enough?
Reason #5: Kicking the HOMELESS people out of the parks where they were kicking it.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQzuuI8T3XE
Reason #4: Tons of photos of iphones, lap tops, $5 lattes = first world problems
Reason # 3: Trust Fund Baby Protester
Reason # 2: V for Vendetta/Guy Fawkes masks
- imitating an attempted murderer/anarchist
- purchased from the largest online retail corporation
- benefiting one of the largest media corporations
Reason # 1: Half of them don’t even know WHAT they’re protesting!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrPGoPFRUdc

Closing
- Intro & Outro music provided by The Royaltons
- This week’s Hank & Hal skit written byChris Cowan
- This week’s closing sketch written by Chris Cowan
- website, email address, phone number
-Donate-get your message out!

Don’t touch that dial!  Coming up next on…
Brainstorming Justin Beiber’s Christmas Special

50: Shows That Didn’t Know When To Quit

Filed under No Show by on August 5, 2011 at 5:24 pm {no comments}

Episode 50, August 5th, 2011

-Introductions

Hank & Hal Skit
Taco Queen

Facebook Police
“Strauss Fest is Straussful”

Craptastic Product :Knit your own royal wedding

http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/1449409245/ref=sib_dp_pt#reader-link

Weekly Rant: Top 5 Shows that didn’t know when to quit
- Intro & Outro music provided by The Royaltons
- Commercial Break music provided by Frankly Scarlet

- This week’s Hank & Hal skit written by Chris Cowan

- This week’s closing sketch written by Chris Cowan

Don’t touch that dial! Coming up next on…
“People who compare everything to the holocaust”

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