Pop Mockers 03: Terrible Cartoon Reboots

Pop Mockers: A clean pop culture comedy podcast from the Breakroom Studios Podcast Network that makes fun of all things pop culture and social media.

Pop Mockers Comedy Podcast – Episode 3: Terrible Cartoon Reboots

On This Episode:

1. Fishing for Facebook Compliments
2. Clean quickly with the Shticky
3. Cartoon shows that have been destroyed by reboots

This just in:

Katie Perry says she’ll be releasing a 3D concert movie the same week as Marvel’s The Avengers. Umm…. best of luck, Ms. Perry….

Facebook Police
“Where we police facebook”

Timeline Haters gonna Hate!

 

Well...?

Later…

Vaguebooking response

 

Craptastic Product
“where we talk about craptastic products/or people capitalizing on stupid stuff”

Clean in a quickie with the Schticky:

Weekly Rant
“Where we choose a random topic… and talk about it”

Cartoons we watched as kids that suck in the rebooted versions
Mickey Mouse
Classic Mickey:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbJjTiM2xdc
House of Mouse:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LcWUknPss4
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSsZPHL22RU
Looney Tunes
Classic Looney Tunes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFrUY2kMlfA
Tiny Toon Adventures:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CsG4bva02o
Baby Looney Tunes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzX7RWn9Qa0
NEW Looney Tunes on Cartoon Network:
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNdpo7XDX_E
Ninja Turtles
Original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5-RPp_j2Jk
New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgnrIAigm7Q
Batman
90′s Batman: The Animated Series:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEx9r5enZsk
“The Batman”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5PEkOCRmtk

If you have content suggestions for future episodes, please let us know!

Pop Mockers 02: Things We Hate About Movie Theaters

Pop Mockers: A clean pop culture comedy podcast from the Breakroom Studios Podcast Network that makes fun of all things pop culture and social media.

Pop Mockers Comedy Podcast – Episode 2: Things We Hate About Movie Theaters

On This Episode:

1. Our first Pinter-arrest!

2.Craptastic April Fools Products

3. Top 5 things we hate about going to movie theaters

This just in:

Three people were shot today. April Fools! Oh, wait… there really was a shooting? It was actually seven people? The police are waiting to notify families? It’s April 6th? I feel pretty bad right now.

Facebook Police
“Where we police facebook”

Hope the person in the photo doesn't have your same ego!

 

 

 

 

“This is my exact body shape… weird.. I mean to the T, big hips, small waist, big boobs. I just need that serious tan and then continue to shape and soften up my curves too. And I got this after 3 kiddos, so I can’t complain.. b/c I’d say I probably weight 10 lbs more than this girl but yeah! So happy to have our shape!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Iron Man is Clearly Too Yellow in this picture.

 ”Kent”: Iron Man has too much yellow.

Cowan: Yeah, TJ. Too bad I was trying to create an incredibly detailed masterpiece and not just playing some dumb doodle-guessing game.

“Kent”: Doesn’t change the fact Iron Man has too much yellow.

Cowan: You sure got me there, Teej. :-)

Esther: Yeah Chris iron man has too much yellow. Other than that it’s a perfect depiction. You really dropped the ball on that!!

 

Craptastic Product
“where we talk about craptastic products/or people capitalizing on stupid stuff”

ThinkGeek.com’s 2012 April Fools Products:

Hungry Hippos for iPad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM1n8QC0LeQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUowrnlMSPc

 

Keurig K-Cup 5-Star Meal:

 

Weekly Rant
“Where we choose a random topic… and talk about it”

Nate Henderson and Chris Cowan discuss the  TOP 5 Things We hate About going to Movie Theaters

 

If you have content suggestions for future episodes, please let us know!

Things I’ve Learned About Podcasting

Recently, I’ve been emailing back and forth with a newer podcaster. Through the course of our conversations, I gave him some suggestions that I’ve learned through observation, experience, and from listening to more experienced podcasters.  Being a podcaster for almost 5  years, I’ve learned a lot about what not to do, and think it’s worth sharing to anyone else who might be interested in the hobby.

Regarding free-form podcasting
Free-form discussion podcasting is probably THE most popular podcasting format for new podcasters. This is because everybody knows how to talk, and nobody likes to feel limited in the kind of subject matter they can discuss. So, they just create a “soap box” podcast so they can express themselves however they want, with no consistent focus or organization.
I can tell you with much certainty that unless you’re already at least somewhat well-known like Ricky Gervais or Jimmy Pardo, you’re not going to get a very substantial fan-base (and therefore, monetary support) by having free-form discussions. This is something we discovered with The MadCast (our first podcast), which, while it had a respectable number of listeners for being so amateur, did not get nearly as much of a fan-base as some podcasts that had a more specific focus, even if we felt like our overall quality was better. Why? Because listeners aren’t that interested in just listening to YOU! They have no pre-established connection to or interest in you, like they do with Adam Carolla. They’re only interested in listening to something that piques their interest. A random guy talking about random stuff is not going to pique someones interest. But a random guy talking about their favorite TV show or favorite activity or favorite subject matter.
In my case, this area has always been a weakness, because I hate the idea of limiting what I’m going to talk about. We finally narrowed it down to the basic idea of “making fun of everyone and everything,” but we still often stray from that. But, then again, my main purpose in this isn’t so much to get a bunch of people to listen. I’m really doing it because it’s fun, and it’s a great opportunity to just goof off with my best friends.  The fact that people are half as entertained as we are with it is really just an added bonus. Also, it’s often just sort of therapeutic.

Listener involvement
The BEST way I’ve found to keep listeners is to get them to participate. Like I said, listeners don’t want YOU; they want the topic that relates to them.  In other words, they don’t want YOU, they want THEMSELVES! They want discussions that reflect or relate to their thoughts/interests, and then they want to be able to voice their opinions on the matter.
The first step is to make sure you provide your contact information. A lot of new podcasters have difficulty knowing how to finish their episodes, and end up saying, “Well, I guess we’re done. Talk to you next time.” Instead, just say “Thanks for listening. If you have any thoughts on Subject X, please feel free to email me at Email Y. And don’t forget to visit our website at bestpodcastever.com, and leave us a review on iTunes!”
There are few things more exciting to a podcaster than to know that not only are people listening to the podcast, but they’re willing to invest time in contributing! That is so exciting!

Segments
One thing I’ve learned both through listening to and creating podcasts is that LISTENERS LOVE ORGANIZATION! They like podcasts to have a pattern that they can expect, and they like to have variety within the focus. The MadCast started out as free-form, and gradually evolved into having a few segments, but the best thing is to plan ahead before the very first episode and outline exactly what the template will be for each episode. For example, if you’re going to have a show about Poker, some of your segments could include: “Chip Tips: Quick ways to improve your game” or “Tales from the Chip: Funny/Interesting Poker stories” (those titles might also work for a potato chip enthusiast’s podcast, as well).
You kind of have to think of it as a magazine. If you picked up a magazine about Food, you wouldn’t want the entire magazine to be a single discussion about salsa. You would want organization: segments, tips, recipes, reader submissions, etc. Sure, they might have the occasional issue that’s focused on a specific type of food, but they’d still have it broken down into different segments/sub-topics.
No Show has been a definite improvement for me in this area, and it’s helped us to provide better, and more consistently quality content, because it requires some prior planning.  However, if you tie your segments into listener involvement, and ask them for their submissions, it becomes easier and easier to provide that content. Our Craptastic Products segment has reached a point where we never have to worry what product we’re going to feature, because we have a backlog of listener submissions.

Length of Time & Frequency
Listeners like consistency. They want to know how long your episodes will generally be, and they want to know when to expect new episodes. When I first started The MadCast, I released episodes as soon as I recorded them, whether they were 3 days apart or 3 weeks. I don’t recommend that. Instead, with No Show, we generally get together every 2 weeks, and record 2 episodes at once. Then we space those episodes out  and release them on Fridays, 1 week a part. That tells the listeners when to expect an episode, and how often.
Length of time is a tricky one, but you should consider how much content you’ll be providing on a consistent basis, and how long it will take to cover it. Then you’ll want to try to stick with that length of time. We generally shoot for 45 minutes, give or take. The best advice I can give is that less is more. hour-long shows can be a little too long, and it’s better to leave your listeners begging for more than to have them wondering when it will end.

Building Connections
The best thing I’ve ever done to get new listeners is to SHARE my listeners with others. I’ve connected with other podcasters, shared advertising time, and made references to other podcasts.  This has worked to my advantage in sometimes unexpected ways. When the Nobody’s Listening podcast temporarily ended, some of their listeners started submitting content to us for segments we didn’t even have, because they were looking for something to fill the void!
Once you’ve outlined your podcast format and focus, I recommend recording a couple promos that you can share with other podcasters such as myself, to play on their shows.

Making Money
I don’t know anything about this. Like I’ve said, No Show is missing one of the key components that generates a solid fanbase: a narrower focus. That’s fine by me, since we’re just in it for fun.  In all honesty, podcasts just simply aren’t known for generating any substantial funds.  But, if you want to hear a success story in that regard, you should check out Cliff J. Ravenscraft at gspn.tv –especially his Podcast Answerman podcast. This guy is a podcasting genius who has built his career from podcasting, and it all started with an amateur podcast about the TV Show Lost. Now, people PAY money to subscribe to his “premium” podcasts, and he is making probably close to 100k or more between subscriptions, podcast consulting, and selling podcast equipment!
Some things that can definitely help with this are making sure you have a way to track your downloads/subscriptions. Podtrac.com is one great resource, as they will not only help you track statistics, but they can also help you find advertisers.
I also use feedburner, which does some tracking, as well, but I’m not as confident in it’s accuracy. The MAIN benefit, though, is that it generates an RSS “mask” that redirects to my actual RSS feed, which is something like “noshow.net/podcast/podcast.xml” (I don’t have it memorized). The RSS feed that feedburner generates is the one that I submit to iTunes: feeds.feedburner.com/noshow. That way, if I ever want to change my domain or reorganize my URL, let’s say to noshow.breakroomstudios.com/rss.xmll” all I have to do is tell feedburner that I changed my URL, and it will start directing to the new URL without requiring me to resubmit my RSS feed to iTunes or try to convince my listeners to resubscribe to my new URL (and potentially lose some subscribers in the process).

Leave us an iTunes Review!

BNN has finally been added to the iTunes podcast directory!  Please stop by and leave us a review there!

Doing so will help us to continue being awesome!

Help Needed!

We’re pretty busy here at BNN; this whole God creating the heavens and the earth thing has really come up unexpected, and we’re scrambling to cover as much of the story as possible.  As a result, we could really use your help in a few different ways.

Probably the best thing you can do is to promote us and share our website and videos with your friends and family and post it on facebook, etc.  Of course, we’re also still looking for volunteers and partners.

To find out more, check out our “Get Involved” page.

Thanks for your prayers and support!

Chris Cowan

The Creation… of BNN

Wow.


God is amazing.

I wanted to write this, to sort of explain how BNN developed, and where I see it heading, but really, those first two lines pretty much sum it all up. I am simply amazed at what God has done with this thing so far, and I’m psyched out of my brain about the direction it has headed.

The “HOW”

This wasn’t my idea.  I wanted to clear that up right away.  It’s a common misconception that BNN is my brainchild, but, as tempting as it would be to take all the credit, it simply isn’t true.  Granted, I’ve done much of the concept and character development, as well as most pre- and post-production work, but credit needs to go where credit is due.

Somewhere around 2007, my wife (Esther) and I were sharing a house with her sister (Emily) and brother-in-law (Chris Quandt). We had already been recording an audio podcast, called The MadCast, for about a year, and were discussing how fun it would be to do a video podcast. We tossed around a few ideas, such as doing a news parody, and then Emily nailed it!
“Oooh, you should do a news report on Bible events!” She suggested!
We all agreed that this was a great idea, and we tossed around a few more ideas about it. A few months later, with some creative assistance from my wife, I wrote 3-4 scripts.

And then nothing happened.

For a few years, those scripts sat in my computer, gnawing at the back of my mind, but not really being used.  Meanwhile, I continued to work in various other forms of new media, such as webcomics, podcasting, and other video projects, but not really fully investing my gifts in the One who had given me those gifts in the first place.

Then, in late 2009, I mentioned the concept to my pastor, Mike Butera.  He encouraged me to pursue it, and straight up asked me what I would need to get started.  Within a week, I had a green screen.  In January 2010, we ran some tests to see if we could even pull of any decent-looking green screening, which turned out way better than I expected.

After that, we started getting together on a monthly basis to film.  I would take the footage home, play around with it, and try to work out a lot of the visual aspects of the show (logos, titles, backgrounds, etc).  It’s truly a miracle that it turned out looking as halfway decent as it does.  Some of the original concepts for things, such as Raymond O’Neil’s studio background, and the lower-third design, were pretty lacking.  Thankfully, I had several other people –mainly Mike and Esther– who served as a separate set of eyes and ears. Without them, it would have looked kind of… well, lame.

On June 12, 2010, we launched the first episode of BNN, and held a premiere night at RiverCity Calvary Chapel, showing the first 4 episodes, along with some other short videos.

The “WHY”

What exactly IS BNN all about?  Why did we create it?

There are a few answers to that:

1. To Invest our Talents. You might be familiar with the parable about three servants who were given different sums of money  by their master.  Some invested the money and increased it, but one servant buried his money and never used it.  In the same way, I believe God has given each person gifts.  This could be talents, skills, knowledge, or even material or physical blessings.  I don’t want to bury my gifts; I want to invest, and produce something beyond what I was given in the first place.  For too long, I’ve not been pursuing such investments.  BNN is one way that will change.

2. To Provide Knowledge. Some of our viewers might not be familiar with the Bible, or some of the stories we’ll be covering.  Some viewers might not know what the Bible is truly about.  The message of the Bible is woven throughout the Old and New Testaments. It is my hope that, for some, BNN will be an introduction to the Bible and, ultimately, God.

3. To Provide Perspective. The great thing about the Bible is that it’s alive, and fluid.  It’s kind of like watching Back to the Future, where each time you watch it, you can notice something different, if you pay close attention.  You can have certain parts of the Bible practically memorized, and then you go through something in life, and you see that the verse you thought you had nailed down comes to have a whole new application to your life.
Our goal is to promote that sort of experience.  Maybe you’ve read a story in the Bible where such and such a thing happened, and such and such a person did something.  But  what if you stopped to ask:
What would that look like if I could observe it?
How would I react if I were witnessing these things?
How would that person react?
What would they say if they were interviewed?

These are some of the questions BNN will stop to ask.  Hopefully, this will help bridge the gap between “stories” of the Bible and the reality of the Bible.

4. To have fun! God has given everyone on the project a passion and a talent for what they do.  I believe God hand-picked people to be involved with this project. When God’s people get together to do His work, it’s truly a fulfilling experience.
I also believe very strongly that God has a sense of humor.  I think that humor is a gift that can be used to serve God, just like any other talent.  I hope you find yourself laughing as you watch each episode of BNN.

Well, there’s more to talk about… the “WHO” can be found on our cast and crew pages.  The “WHERE” (as in “where this is headed”) is currently TBD, but, if the enthusiasm and support that we’ve received so far is any indicator, all I know is that we could be headed for some very good places!

God Bless,

Chris Cowan
BNN Writer/Producer

BNN on Fox 40 News in Sacramento!

We were featured on local news station, Fox 40 News in Sacramento:

Needless to say.. we’re stoked out of our minds!! Praise God!

- Cowan

YouTube - Mason experiences his first lemon

YouTube - Mason experiences his first lemon .

Dear Michael Bay

Dear Michael Bay
I just finished watching one of your latest productions “transformers revenge of the fallen.” May I say, Wow! What a steaming pile of crap that was. You dear sir are dead to me. I cannot believe that you would sell out to put that kind of garbage on film. And to what? Make a few million dollars. Integrity sir. What about that? What about having ethics that dictate a strong moral character. What about putting out a film that will ensure that people will continue to see your productions in the future instead of vomiting all over the sidewalk at the mere mention of your name. What about that sir? You disgust me. 

PS – Stephen Spielburg…that’s one

Cowan drops his baby!

He’s gonna be in so much trouble when his wife sees this!

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYxJQ7woqDk

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