AIR DATE: 12/16/11
“Old Time News”
Coming up on No Show…
1. Hank & Hal Occupy Generic Incorporated
2. Facebook Haters gonna hate
3. Why Occupy Wall Street is retarded
And this just in:
A 90-year-old Transvestite Cher impersonator just performed his final shown Las Vegas –oh wait, my bad! — That was ACTUAL Cher performing her final show.
“You’re listening to No Show: where we mock anything and everything“
Episode 51, December 16, 2011
Hank & Hal
“Hank & Hal Occupy Generic, Inc”
“Where we police facebook”
- Chris Brown makes people cry
“where we talk about craptastic products”
The Potty Putt
“Where we choose a random topic… and talk about it”
9 Reasons Why Occupy Wall Street is retarded
Reason #9: Lists of Demands/ Statements:
Reason #8: Pepper Spray Incident
-hypocrisy; “media doesn’t tell the whole story!”
Reason #7: Including people in the 99% who don’t WANT to be the 99%!
Reason #6: Top 1 % pays about 37% of the income taxes, and the top 5% pay 57% of the income taxes. That’s not enough?
Reason #5: Kicking the HOMELESS people out of the parks where they were kicking it.
Reason #4: Tons of photos of iphones, lap tops, $5 lattes = first world problems
Reason # 3: Trust Fund Baby Protester
Reason # 2: V for Vendetta/Guy Fawkes masks
- imitating an attempted murderer/anarchist
- purchased from the largest online retail corporation
- benefiting one of the largest media corporations
Reason # 1: Half of them don’t even know WHAT they’re protesting!
- Intro & Outro music provided by The Royaltons
- This week’s Hank & Hal skit written byChris Cowan
- This week’s closing sketch written by Chris Cowan
- website, email address, phone number
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