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A Note About Episode 19 From Nate…

It’s been 6 months since my last post/rant… far too long!  After I saw what Cowan titled Episode 19, I had to say something!  First off, let the record show that the title of said episode, which is now called “Quandt & Nate Don’t Know Czech,” was originally called “Crazy True Facebook Stories.”  Now I admit, the new title is better than the original.  However, I can’t let Cowan off the hook for changing it, since the only reason he did is because he wanted to drive home the point that Quandt and I don’t know geography or world cultures!

So here we go.  Cowan is shocked and dismayed that we aren’t up to his level of geographical knowledge.  Seriously?!?!?  In this day and age, do you know how valuable a knowledge of geography is?  Take a look in the bowl after I use a Fry’s Electronics stall and you’ll get an idea of how important geographical knowledge is.  With today’s plethora of media devices right at hand, including GPS trackers and the oh-so praised iPhone and cell phones in general (providing internet and position locators even in the heart of a submarine if needs be), what good is a knowledge of geography?

Now please understand, I don’t begrudge Cowan or anyone else who has a decent knowledge of this dwindling subject.  I just don’t think it’s anything to brag about.  I used this comparison with Cowan and Quandt, and I’ll use it again.  Bragging about a common knowledge of geography is like bragging that you can run fast in flip-flops.  The skill is rarely needed, and if you do happen to ever find yourself in a position where it is needed, there will always be someone with tennis shoes (aka a media device that knows way more about geography as a whole than you ever dreamed).  It’s like a math genius bragging that he knows how to calculate 4,586 to the 15 power in his head, when I could do it faster with a calculator.  Hey!  You don’t know the fastest way to jog to San Francisco from Sac?!?!?….. *pause*……..No…… I was planning on driving…..

You get the point.  Wow!   I feel a lot better now.  Love you Cowan   ; )

Never underestimate the elderly…

So it’s been an eye opening experience with the elderly this weekend.  Quandt and I helped MC a party for a sweet old 86 year old woman at her retirement apartment clubhouse.  I was under the impression that there would be a lot more of the younger crowd there, but when we arrived half the guests were 65 or older!  Great I thought, looks like we’re playing big-band music this whole afternoon…

A little Glen Miller, a little Benny Goodman, then the guest of honor arrived for the big surprise.  We were told to play Bad, Bad Leroy Brown for her entrance and as soon as the song started, the place went nuts!  People started leaving their walkers and canes behind and sped towards the dance floor.  The elderly were boogieing at a rate to put the group of teenagers present to utter shame.  No joke, it was ridiculously awesome.  A feisty 65 year old woman next to me ran to the community kitchen and came back with bottles of tequila, margarita mix and a pitcher of ice.  These old folks knew how to party!  Before the afternoon was done, she had convinced me to do a double shot of tequila (I told her I was working, but her accusation that I was a pansy was the last straw ;) while Quandt and Jeremy (Mr. Equipment Extraordinaire) just started busting up.  They tore through bottles of liquor and 2.5 hours of rock/dance music before the event finished.  I saw more energy on that dance floor from 65+’ers than the past 5 wedding receptions combined!  Truly unexpected and at the same time inspiring.  A bunch of golden rock stars…

Nate

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